That Which Should Not Be Measured

Oh, Slithis, if only people understood you. Like Frankenstein's monster and so many rubber creatures that came before it, misunderstand...

Narrated by blond Jesus to a gathering of bald children, The Visitor focuses on Sateen (a villainous bed sheet fabric or just a weird pronun...

Beginning at roughly 3000 years ago, the pharoah Surferman (or something along those lines as it was hard to tell the exact pronunciation) h...

About a year ago, when this site was in its infancy (insert joke here about how childish it usually still is), I compiled a Top Ten list of ...

A transport van slides out on an icy road and rolls down a hill, expelling several children of varying ages. They immediately band together...

Bubba, a hulking adult male with the mind of a child is the best friend to 10 year old Marylee which does not sit well with some of the loca...

How does one profit off of three barely released and completely ignored features? If you answered, cut them all to a third of their runtime...